Thursday, November 29, 2012

"Gone fishing."

Monday, November 26, 2012

"What? Did you hear me say stop?
No, I didn't think so."

Thursday, November 22, 2012

"They think I'm crazy but I see you, dust."

Monday, November 19, 2012

"Oh great, you've learnt how to get up here."

Thursday, November 15, 2012

"I don't mean to worry you,
but I think there's something in the bean bag."

Monday, November 12, 2012

"Yeah... well, I meant to do that."

Friday, November 09, 2012

"Can't talk, eating. Also, cat."

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

"So I guess I'll see you again in a week?"

Friday, November 02, 2012

"Is that catnip? Okay, you can leave now...
I might be a while."

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Feline Festivities, #1:
Halloween '12

Monday, October 29, 2012

"Pfft... Halloween is for pussies."

Friday, October 26, 2012

"Jeez, it's hard work being a cat."

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"Photography is all about perspective, see?"

Monday, October 22, 2012

"Tails from Hollywood, #1:
Heeere's Monie!"

Friday, October 19, 2012

"Wow, you're stinkier than I am."

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

"This town ain't pig enough for both of us."

Monday, October 15, 2012

"You didn't see nothing."

Friday, October 12, 2012

"I said 'sit'."

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

"Things I don't understand:
door handles, the printer and what happens to my poop."

Monday, October 08, 2012

"How the heck did you find me?"

Friday, October 05, 2012

"That was fun, same time tomorrow?"

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

"Just don't look at it, you'll give us away."

Monday, October 01, 2012

"Quit it."

Friday, September 28, 2012

"Is this close enough? How about now?"

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

"I have no idea how I got up here."

Monday, September 24, 2012

"How to entertain a cat on a budget, No. 5"

Friday, September 21, 2012

"Oh, come on - are you really trying to tell me
you wouldn't lick your own feet if you could?"

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

"How about I shut up when you get up?"

Monday, September 17, 2012

"Finally! Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting in here?"

Friday, September 14, 2012

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice..."

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

"Why should I care if you need to wash your hands?
Can't you see I'm busy?"

Monday, September 10, 2012

"See what I'm capable of? Consider this a warning."

Friday, September 07, 2012

"Target identified. Activating stealth mode."

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

"See? I'm telling you, it's witchcraft."

Monday, September 03, 2012

"It wasn't me. Mona made me do it. I'm hungry. Is anyone else hungry?"

Friday, August 31, 2012

"Oh, I didn't see you there; I was just... erm... stretching.
Yeah, that's what I was doing."

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

"Something fishy is going on here... did you eat without me?"

Monday, August 27, 2012

"Hang on a second... yep, just there; that's the spot."

Friday, August 24, 2012

"Eww, you're actually going to drink that stuff? Fine, I'll leave you to it."

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

"Hey! Get your dirty human hands off my food. And then give it to me."

Monday, August 20, 2012

"There is nothing you can say to get me down from here.
Wait a minute, is that peanut butter?"

Friday, August 17, 2012

"You won't even see me coming."

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"Oh, you've finished? That's fine, I wasn't hungry anyway."

Monday, August 13, 2012

"If it's a game of cat and mouse you're looking for, you've got it."

Friday, August 10, 2012

"How to entertain a cat on a budget, No. 4"

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

"I don't get it..."

Monday, August 06, 2012

"Maybe if I just breathe in a little bit..."

Friday, August 03, 2012

"Keep your eyes on the prize."

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

"I hear she mates on the first date!"

Monday, July 30, 2012

"When I catch you, you're going to be sorry you ever messed with me."